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Out of India … The house, the house, the house is on fire
An organization in Higashi was having some financial difficulties so one of it’s leaders did the unthinkable … he burned the place to the ground. I should say the high priest burned the monastery down. Yes, the head monk…one Priest Nishihara, burned it …

URGENT: Make your opinion known through the Web-based survey.
The district’s Elementary Boundary Study committee, charged with developing new attendance boundaries for Snoqualmie Valley elementary schools, has released five draft scenarios. Parent and community input is being sought through a Web-based survey regarding five draft boundary options from March 9 through March 18. (The …

Out of Washington State … She was irate
Seattle police arrested what they called an irate 49 year-old woman! And that may be an understatement of the year. Get this, she walked into a bar on 2nd avenue and ordered a beer and then proceeded to pour it into a paper cup to take with her. …

Out of Kentucky … Surprise, Surprise, Surprise
32 year-old Kelly Bottom….Mrs. Bottom had a big surprise pop out of her bottom over the weekend. She dropped a load of all loads…you get my point. Ms. K. Bottom went into labor in her bathroom, which was a shock since she didn’t even know she was pregnant. Right, …

State government is getting more creative in its approach of taking money out of our wallets and purses. (“Manbag” if you prefer). Senate Majority Leader Lisa Brown of Spokane latest idea sounds like an episode straight from the Soprano’s.
“Hey Tony, lets pass a law that raises the sales tax by 3-4% that should get …

Out of California … Ding Dong
A 46 year old man got busted for something very bizarre at LAX this month. He was trying to smuggle song birds into the United States from Vietnam. And these song birds must always sing on key because they are worth almost $500 buck each, but he will get zero …

Out of Florida … Razor Burned
You have heard of the dangers of texting while driving right? Well, there may be a new law implemented in the Florida keys thanks to a 37 year old woman who was driving and swerving all over the road. When cops pulled her over expecting to find a drunk butt …

If you are a Microsoftie as well as a Snoqqer, then I’m sure you have a Prime card in your wallet, purse or on the bottom of a junk drawer somewhere.  However, do you always use it when you could?  Do you even know which restaurants in the area accept it?
I eat at Cucina, Cucina …

UPDATE: Read all three stories of the day at: http://snoqqer.com/stories/stories-of-the-day-mar-6-2010/
Out of South Carolina … Not So Fast!
29 year-old Edward Sweezy of Union got busted for a DUI, stealing, and whole bunch of other stuff.  And it is what he stole that made him easy to find…he had stolen someone’s go-cart.  A deputy, only …

Out of Washington…the butt crack of nowhere
No name was given and that is a shame because I would really like to party with this guy. We will call him Sam. Sam is described as a 26 year old bald man whose neighbor had to call cops last week because Sam…Sam was scaring his horse. Sam’s …