Out of New Mexico … Hot Pants are Back

July 12, 2010

A Sheriff in Las Cruces got an interesting call last week…it appeared there had been foul play. A 47 year old man was standing on the side of the road with his leg on fire. The man was rushed to the hospital where they found burns all over his right butt cheek and across his

Stories of the Day – June 14, 2010

June 14, 2010

Out of Finland … Oh Mummy!
About 20 years ago a man that we will call Fred disappeared from a small Finnish town. Fred had a somewhat questionable past, but nothing to make someone think he had been murdered. So in 2000 they just declared him a dead Fred, but on Monday they found out exactly

Where are you going?

April 22, 2010

Yesterday I met with a good friend who is quickly becoming a mentor to me. He says there are 5 questions that will help determine where you want to go in life.
1) Who inspires you the most and what qualities do they have that makes you admire them? This will actually help you answer

Stories of The Day – April 14, 2010

April 14, 2010

Out of Texas … An Unholy War
The good book says when confrontation strikes, you should not…you should turn the other cheek. Well Father John Parnell of the Saint Augustine Catholic Church in Fort Worth must have missed that passage. Just ask a Jehovah witness that stopped by his parsonage last week.
The word is that the

Story of The Day – April 13, 2010

April 13, 2010

Out of Illinois…on the road to no whereville
George hood has set a new world record. Get a load of this my little coffee sipping donut dipping friends.
While we were shoving calories down over the weekend…Georgie was riding his bike. He was riding and riding and riding.  King George rode for 85 hours. You heard me

Stories of the Day – Apr 2, 2010

April 2, 2010

Out of Utah … Slap Happy
No name or age was given so we will call him Little Jimmy. Little Jimmy went into a convenient store with a knife to rob them of all their beer, cigarettes, and lottery cash!!! And here comes the reason I call him little Jimmy, because he can’t be very big

Stories of the Day – Apr 1, 2010

April 1, 2010

Out of Florida … Oh Momma
Denard Span has made it to the big leagues so he invited his entire…entire family to watch him perform as the lead off batter for the Minnesota Twins. The family took their seats behind home plate as Denard stood at the plate. He stood their like a future hall

Stories of the Day – Mar 31, 2010

March 31, 2010

Out of Ohio … Out of the pot and into the fire
Garfield Heights coppers were in hot pursuit…I’m saying HOT PURSUIT of a bad guy. They were weaving in and out of traffic and reaching almost 100 mph. Finally the bad guy stopped, but then he made a run for it on foot. And

Stories of the Day – Mar 30, 2010

March 30, 2010

Out of Indiana … Not so Tiny Bubbles
On dairy farms you will find a lot of manure…right…the cows crap like water firing out of a hydrant. Well this all turns into what is called a poop lagoon. Yes the dukie flows like a fountain of life but smells like death. And in these lagoons

Stories of the Day – Mar 24, 2010

March 24, 2010

Out of Colorado … Not so Jiffy
The Animal Cops were called to a potentially disastrous scene in Grand Junction. They were responding to a 9-1-1 call regarding a skunk we will call Sammy. Sammy the skunk had found himself a jar of peanut butter and wanted to get the very last drop. So much

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