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Out of Utah … Slap Happy
No name or age was given so we will call him Little Jimmy. Little Jimmy went into a convenient store with a knife to rob them of all their beer, cigarettes, and lottery cash!!! And here comes the reason I call him little Jimmy, because he can’t be very big …

Out of Florida … Oh Momma
Denard Span has made it to the big leagues so he invited his entire…entire family to watch him perform as the lead off batter for the Minnesota Twins. The family took their seats behind home plate as Denard stood at the plate. He stood their like a future hall …

Out of Ohio … Out of the pot and into the fire
Garfield Heights coppers were in hot pursuit…I’m saying HOT PURSUIT of a bad guy. They were weaving in and out of traffic and reaching almost 100 mph. Finally the bad guy stopped, but then he made a run for it on foot. And …

Out of Indiana … Not so Tiny Bubbles
On dairy farms you will find a lot of manure…right…the cows crap like water firing out of a hydrant. Well this all turns into what is called a poop lagoon. Yes the dukie flows like a fountain of life but smells like death. And in these lagoons …

BRUNELLO Ristorante Italiano 7708 Center Blvd SE Snoqualmie, WA 98065 (425) 888-6800 [click for directions]

I am happy to report an excellent addition to the restaurant choices on Snoqualmie Ridge – Brunello Ristorante Italiano – or Brunello’s, as I’ve …

Was talking to one of the XBox team at work today and he mentioned that Microsoft had announced an update coming on April 6th that would enable support for USB memory and disk devices, up to 16Gb in size. 
I searched around and found confirmation from Major Nelson here. (image also from Major Nelson)
You …

I love Tweetdeck and adopted it as my primary client on the same day I started using twitter (http://twitter.com/securityjones).  Recently I wanted to sync my “view” between my desktop and phone versions of Tweetdeck, so I created a Tweetdeck account (which is how you do that). 
Later, when I wanted to change the password, …

Out of Colorado … Not so Jiffy
The Animal Cops were called to a potentially disastrous scene in Grand Junction. They were responding to a 9-1-1 call regarding a skunk we will call Sammy. Sammy the skunk had found himself a jar of peanut butter and wanted to get the very last drop. So much …

(snovalleystar.com) Snoqualmie City Council approved a deal for the YMCA to run a city-owned community center on Snoqualmie Ridge. The decision followed several years of negotiations.
The agreement is not binding, but rather lays out what the YMCA of Greater Seattle would be responsible for in running a community center.
Opponents to the YMCA agreement said …

Out of Florida … Going The Wrong Way
Sylvester Jiles of Cocoa Beach was recently convicted for trespassing, breaking and entering, and resisting arrest. Now why is that a What are You Kidding Me Story? Because he was breaking INTO the county jail. He wanted in so badly that he cut himself up attempting to go …