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Out of Kentucky … Haulin Hash
A big rig arrived in Louisville…a big rig that was crammed full of the confiscated happy salad! Yes, the drug cops had busted and confiscated enough marijuana to fill an entire semi-trailer. It was loaded down with more than 1,700 pounds of the green leafy goodness. So when it arrived, the first thing to do was to open the doors and grab it, grind it, and burn it. Only one problem, when they opened the doors it was all…every single piece of the giggle grass was missing. No one knows who stole it, but many are suspicious of a Doritos driver who was headed south very very slow.
Out of Florida … Fired Up
A young man attending class in Orlando was accidently shot by his instructor. Fortunately, he was only shot in the foot so he will live. Why is this worth mentioning? Because the class was the NRA concealed firearms class.
Out of Geneva … Where the rubber meets the road
We don’t have a name for this wacko so let’s just call him…a wacko. A Nigerian cocaine dealer was trying to smuggle a little of the white brain numbing dust into Geneva, but was busted by border patrols who obviously had an x-ray machine. An x-ray machine that showed that wacko Willie had swallowed coke filled prophylactics! How many you ask? Oh, only 123! Stretched out the coke filled love balloons would have stretched to over 18 feet! Even the slightest hole in one of the horizontal mambo missiles would have lead to death.
