March 10, 2010

Stories of the Day – Mar 10, 2010

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Out of Kentucky … Surprise, Surprise, Surprise

32 year-old Kelly Bottom….Mrs. Bottom had a big surprise pop out of her bottom over the weekend. She dropped a load of all loads…you get my point. Ms. K. Bottom went into labor in her bathroom, which was a shock since she didn’t even know she was pregnant. Right, she just thought she it was the double stuffed burrito and it turned out to be a 6 pound 15 oz. Baby boy. To explain how tough this woman is…she picked up her new baby boy, cut the umbilical cord herself and wait…wait for it! She then cleaned herself up and drove to pick her other son up from school and then she surely went to the hospital right??? NO! She stopped by her mother-in-laws house to show off the baby…then she went to the hospital. Both she and baby boy are doing well.

Out of New York … C-Cup Cheese

Chef Daniel Angerer is letting diners at Klee Brasserie munch on a new delicacy that you just can’t get down at your local IGA.  Concerning the new cheesy offering, Chef Angerer said, "It tastes like cow`s-milk cheese, kind of sweet.”  The flavor depends on what the cheese is served with – Angerer recommends a Riesling – and  "what the mother eats."   The mother you ask?  Yes, that would be Angerer’s wife … see, he pumps his wife’s breast milk and uses that to make the cheese.  With creativity and flair to spare, it is no wonder that Angerer once bested Bobby Flay on TV`s "Iron Chef."

Out of Wisconsin … Don’t Feed the Animals

The actions of a 47-year-old grandmother shut down the Lincoln Park Zoo in Manitowoc, WI, on Friday, where a Grandma and her boyfriend had taken her 3-year-old granddaughter for a little excitement.  Now, most grandparents won’t go this far to entertain their progeny, but no feat is too small, no test too large, no animal to fierce for this overachieving Granny, who decided to feed the Asiatic Black Bears … with her bare hand.  Apparently, the bears like the offering, because they finished off a thumb, a forefinger and parts of two other fingers before Granny’s boyfriend was able to pry her arm away.  

Tony Russell is a co-host on 100.7 The Wolf in Seattle, WA's Fitz in The Morning! He is also a counselor and teaching pastor at www.ChurchOnTheRidge.org and of course, a frequent contributor on www.snoqqer.com. He and his family are part of the Snoqualmie Ridge community.

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