March 11, 2010

Stories of the Day – Mar 11, 2010

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Out of Washington State … She was irate

Seattle police arrested what they called an irate 49 year-old woman! And that may be an understatement of the year. Get this, she walked into a bar on 2nd avenue and ordered a beer and then proceeded to pour it into a paper cup to take with her. When the bartender took it back and told her she couldn’t do that, becuase it was against the law, she threatened to rip his genitals off. In fact she said she would wait until he got off work, track him down, cut off his baby makers, and then kill him.

At that point she was escorted outside where she grabbed a bouncers boy…yep she grabbed him where the good Lord split him and said he was lucky to be alive because she could kill him. Cops got there quickly and she was arrested, but she continued to rant all the way to the jail. One of Seattle’s finest stated that she told him that she was going to cut off his who who, put it in a stew and feed it to him, and then kill him.” Did I mention she was drunk? Drunk, crazy, and headed to the ha ha house for awhile.

Out of California … Taking a temperature

Shortly after a movie started at the Cinemark 33 in Lancaster a woman picked up her cell phone and began to talk. Yes it was that dreaded person who ignored all the little announcements to silence the cell and to not ruin the movies for others. Well a guy sitting behind her was not happy and asked her to get off her phone or leave the theatre. So … so the cell phone jabbering babe’s boyfriend turned around … he turned right around and stabbed the man in the neck with a meat thermometer.  (he lived)

Out of England … Oh baby baby!

People complain about the healthcare system in the good old U.S of A., but maybe we don’t have it so bad.  In a case of stunning mis-diagnosis, 21 year-old Belinda Waite has been treated for almost a year for gout and irritable bowel syndrome, but she just didn’t seem to be getting any better.  Docs thought she either had the sore toe or the free flowing butt disease, but it turns out they were wrong … completely wrong.  But don’t dispair, after nearly a year of not being able to cure the problem, they finally figured out the real medical cause to Belinda’s discomfort … the problem was … she was pregnant.  Shortly after their brilliant medical insight, the baby was born 3 hours later.

Tony Russell is a co-host on 100.7 The Wolf in Seattle, WA's Fitz in The Morning! He is also a counselor and teaching pastor at www.ChurchOnTheRidge.org and of course, a frequent contributor on www.snoqqer.com. He and his family are part of the Snoqualmie Ridge community.

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