Out of California … Ding Dong
A 46 year old man got busted for something very bizarre at LAX this month. He was trying to smuggle song birds into the United States from Vietnam. And these song birds must always sing on key because they are worth almost $500 buck each, but he will get zero because it’s just not smart to try and smuggle them into the US in your pants! Oh yes, Mr. Sony Dong…the Dongster stuffed 14 birds down his pants. The what are you kidding me part is that Mr. Dong was able to handle 14 birds down his pants all the way from Vietnam to LA!
Out of Kansas … Playing Chicken
They are the pimps of fast food, oil changes, or the clearance sales…I’m talking about those poor dudes who stand outside a business and wave signs or wear sandwich boards and dance? Well one has fallen victim to a drive by shooting. I’m talking about a legend in the dancing sandwich board biz… one Robert Hatter. Robbie was wearing an enormous yellow chicken suit and doing his best to get people to pull into the Burger Barn in Wichita. Oh yeah, the enormous head was bobbing, the little wings were fluttering, and then…then it got ugly. Some young bandits…probably from the east side Subway did a drive by shooting. They scored a direct hit…hitting the dancing chicken with pelat gun. Rowdy Robbie the Chicken man was struck in the thigh and went down. Thank God he is alright, but the shooters have not been found.
Out of Washington … Sitting Down on The Job
Just a quickie here…an FBI agent in Seattle has some explaining to do. He went undercover in a strip club to investigate some illegal activities. He did solve the case, but that isn’t the problem. The problem is…he say he had to spend almost $20,000 on lap dances to solve the crime.