March 2, 2010

Stories of The Day – March 2, 2010

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Out of the Dominican Republic … He’s fallen and he can’t get up!

Flight 840 was taking off from the Dominican in route for Miami. Well who wouldn’t want to go to Miami this time of year right? It is beautiful and warm…oh sure one out of three people get murdered yearly but they die with a tan. But one passenger on flight 840 bit the dust before the plane even got to 1000 feet. No really, he bit the dust because he was trying to stow away in the wheel well and as the plane lifted off into the friendly skies the poor dude fell out. On the bright side…the plane landed safely two hours later in the city of heat.

Out of Michigan … Broke but Not Busted

What if I told you that there is a guy who will receive a pay package valued at 9 million dollars…not bad huh? He will receive a 1.7 million dollar base salary with the rest in stocks and perks valued at around 5.3 million dollars. Now what would you say if I told you that the CEO I’m talking about is Ed Whitacre…Ed is the CEO of General Motors, the one your tax dollars bailed out?

Out of Canada … Going to The Chair

Chrystie Fitchner, dressed as a cheerleader, pulled a chair out into the middle of the floor of the gym…she then had a seat and requested a dance from an unidentified man.

The man obliged her with a sexy and slimy lap dance that would have made a stripper blush. And of course he finished the dance off by straddling her like a race horse in the Kentucky Derby! Well actually it was more of a grunt and grind session, but in the end…everyone…every single student at the Canadian High School went crazy!!!! They gave their two teachers a standing ovation! Don’t believe it?  Click here to check it out for yourself!

Tony Russell is a co-host on 100.7 The Wolf in Seattle, WA's Fitz in The Morning! He is also a counselor and teaching pastor at www.ChurchOnTheRidge.org and of course, a frequent contributor on www.snoqqer.com. He and his family are part of the Snoqualmie Ridge community.

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