April 13, 2010

Story of The Day – April 13, 2010

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Out of Illinois…on the road to no whereville

George hood has set a new world record. Get a load of this my little coffee sipping donut dipping friends.

While we were shoving calories down over the weekend…Georgie was riding his bike. He was riding and riding and riding.  King George rode for 85 hours. You heard me right, George road his bike for 85 hours and went just over 1,000 miles for a new world record. Is that amazing or what? Oh wait…i almost forgot…he was on a stationary bike.

Out of Hong Kong…ooooo that’s just wrong

Barry kwok thinks he deserves to be recognized as a world record holder too, and why not Barry has done something that we could all agree is amazing.  Listen to this…he got himself really good and sun burned. We’re talking he looked like a walking tomato, and then he waited…he waited just the right amount of time before peel his skin off. Oh yeah baby…he was then able to peel off almost an entire foot of his back skin…

He has the skin flap to prove it and wants to be recognized. Guinness says nope…that’s just not worth recognizing. After all…how would something that silly look right next to a guy who road his bike for 85 hours going absolutely no where.

Out of the world of underwear…this is a gas

There is a new pair of underwear out there for us fellas…oh and they are sweet.  Better than those whitie tighties the fruit boys are always singing about…these babies have game!

And and they will allow us to let one go, without anyone being the wiser. Yes, i’m talking about anit-fart wear.Anti fart underwear baby! The under ease pants, as they are called, have a built in gas and stink filter!

The multi layered, replaceable filters are made of felt, charcoal and fiberglass wool. So these babies won’t even let out a silent screamer.

You can go on that date with Betty Sue and still enjoy the sensations of dropping the big ones without even having to make an excuse for rolling down the window! Sure, they are a little tight fitting to make sure nothing escapes, but there worth it. Order yours today and www.under-tec.com.

Tony Russell is a co-host on 100.7 The Wolf in Seattle, WA's Fitz in The Morning! He is also a counselor and teaching pastor at www.ChurchOnTheRidge.org and of course, a frequent contributor on www.snoqqer.com. He and his family are part of the Snoqualmie Ridge community.

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