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Out of New York … Maybe it is possible to be late

Paul DeNigris parked his sweet and sleek mini van right in front of a New York City funeral home…he was only gone a few minutes but when he returned the van was gone. The NYPD had it towed and that was not good…not good at all. Why? Because Paul was parked in front of the funeral home because he worked there…and in the back of the mini-van with tinted windows was a body. Lucky for him he was able to track down his van in one of the impound lots and deliver the body before the funeral began.

Out of Washington … Stacks of Cash

Lukeisha A. Harris was one of three Seattle residents arrested Friday in a sting of all stings. Officers put the smack down on an alleged fraud ring where Lukeisha and her posse had been using counterfeit credit cards to obtain cash advance from banks in Spokane, but that isn’t the what are you kidding me part! The what are you kidding me part came when they discovered that Lukeisha had stashed $26,000 in cash…a stack of cash in her bra. The sexy bank coning babe is 6 feet tall and weighs 400 pounds.

Out of Wisconsin … Blood Money

Okay try to follow me on this one, 79 year old Jim Becker claims that his love for the Green Bay Packers is to credit for his long life. You see, Slim Jim loved his Packers so much that over the last several years he donated blood to afford season tickets. It is estimated that he has sold approximately 145 pints of blood. Now how did that save his life? Well it was recently discovered that he has a condition in which his blood retains too much iron. The only treatment that keeps it from killing you is to give blood on a regular basis. Jim the blood gushing gridiron guru has recently been placed in the Packers Fan Hall of Fame.