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A Sheriff in Las Cruces got an interesting call last week…it appeared there had been foul play. A 47 year old man was standing on the side of the road with his leg on fire. The man was rushed to the hospital where they found burns all over his right butt cheek and across his …

Out of Finland … Oh Mummy!
About 20 years ago a man that we will call Fred disappeared from a small Finnish town. Fred had a somewhat questionable past, but nothing to make someone think he had been murdered. So in 2000 they just declared him a dead Fred, but on Monday they found out exactly …

Out of Texas … An Unholy War
The good book says when confrontation strikes, you should not…you should turn the other cheek. Well Father John Parnell of the Saint Augustine Catholic Church in Fort Worth must have missed that passage. Just ask a Jehovah witness that stopped by his parsonage last week.
The word is that the …

Out of Illinois…on the road to no whereville
George hood has set a new world record. Get a load of this my little coffee sipping donut dipping friends.
While we were shoving calories down over the weekend…Georgie was riding his bike. He was riding and riding and riding.  King George rode for 85 hours. You heard me …

Out of Ohio … Out of the pot and into the fire
Garfield Heights coppers were in hot pursuit…I’m saying HOT PURSUIT of a bad guy. They were weaving in and out of traffic and reaching almost 100 mph. Finally the bad guy stopped, but then he made a run for it on foot. And …

Out of Indiana … Not so Tiny Bubbles
On dairy farms you will find a lot of manure…right…the cows crap like water firing out of a hydrant. Well this all turns into what is called a poop lagoon. Yes the dukie flows like a fountain of life but smells like death. And in these lagoons …

Out of Colorado … Not so Jiffy
The Animal Cops were called to a potentially disastrous scene in Grand Junction. They were responding to a 9-1-1 call regarding a skunk we will call Sammy. Sammy the skunk had found himself a jar of peanut butter and wanted to get the very last drop. So much …

Out of Florida … Going The Wrong Way
Sylvester Jiles of Cocoa Beach was recently convicted for trespassing, breaking and entering, and resisting arrest. Now why is that a What are You Kidding Me Story? Because he was breaking INTO the county jail. He wanted in so badly that he cut himself up attempting to go …

Out of Texas … Getting Bagged
The Dallas CityStore is a very cool place … they sale furniture, bikes, electronics, and all kinds of cool stuff that coppers have confiscated from the crooksters.  Well the manager knew he had a new and very hot item when he opened a huge box from the Dallas PD. It …

Out of New York … Maybe it is possible to be late
Paul DeNigris parked his sweet and sleek mini van right in front of a New York City funeral home…he was only gone a few minutes but when he returned the van was gone. The NYPD had it towed and that was not good…not good …