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Out of India … The house, the house, the house is on fire
An organization in Higashi was having some financial difficulties so one of it’s leaders did the unthinkable … he burned the place to the ground. I should say the high priest burned the monastery down. Yes, the head monk…one Priest Nishihara, burned it …

Out of Washington State … She was irate
Seattle police arrested what they called an irate 49 year-old woman! And that may be an understatement of the year. Get this, she walked into a bar on 2nd avenue and ordered a beer and then proceeded to pour it into a paper cup to take with her. …

Out of Kentucky … Surprise, Surprise, Surprise
32 year-old Kelly Bottom….Mrs. Bottom had a big surprise pop out of her bottom over the weekend. She dropped a load of all loads…you get my point. Ms. K. Bottom went into labor in her bathroom, which was a shock since she didn’t even know she was pregnant. Right, …

Out of California … Ding Dong
A 46 year old man got busted for something very bizarre at LAX this month. He was trying to smuggle song birds into the United States from Vietnam. And these song birds must always sing on key because they are worth almost $500 buck each, but he will get zero …

Out of Florida … Razor Burned
You have heard of the dangers of texting while driving right? Well, there may be a new law implemented in the Florida keys thanks to a 37 year old woman who was driving and swerving all over the road. When cops pulled her over expecting to find a drunk butt …

UPDATE: Read all three stories of the day at: http://snoqqer.com/stories/stories-of-the-day-mar-6-2010/
Out of South Carolina … Not So Fast!
29 year-old Edward Sweezy of Union got busted for a DUI, stealing, and whole bunch of other stuff.  And it is what he stole that made him easy to find…he had stolen someone’s go-cart.  A deputy, only …

Out of Washington…the butt crack of nowhere
No name was given and that is a shame because I would really like to party with this guy. We will call him Sam. Sam is described as a 26 year old bald man whose neighbor had to call cops last week because Sam…Sam was scaring his horse. Sam’s …

Out of England … Old News
Ted Ingram is likely to be the best paper boy in the world. He has the power and precision of a major league pitcher. Seriously, just tell him where to hit the door…top corner, middle, or right on the door bell and he will nail it every time. But that …

Out of Pennsylvania … Pants on The Ground
A 57 year old man in Philadelphia got into a huge argument with his lady friend last week and he ended up in jail. Oh coppers didn’t arrest him because of his screaming and cursing and calling his honey bunny horrible names that started with B or W…they …

Out of the Dominican Republic … He’s fallen and he can’t get up!
Flight 840 was taking off from the Dominican in route for Miami. Well who wouldn’t want to go to Miami this time of year right? It is beautiful and warm…oh sure one out of three people get murdered yearly but they die with …