Stories of the Day – Mar 22, 2010

March 22, 2010

Out of Texas … Getting Bagged
The Dallas CityStore is a very cool place … they sale furniture, bikes, electronics, and all kinds of cool stuff that coppers have confiscated from the crooksters.  Well the manager knew he had a new and very hot item when he opened a huge box from the Dallas PD. It


Stories of the Day Extra – How to Get Married by the Jedi Church

March 19, 2010

In Tony’s Stories of the Day today, He had this story:
Chris Jarvis was asked to leave a recent job fair so now he is suing. He says it was blatant discrimination because he was asked to leave because of what he was wearing. What was he wearing? A full out Star Wars Stormtrooper

Stories of the Day – Mar 19, 2010

March 19, 2010

Out of Michigan … It’s was his party and he can cry if he wants too
No name was given so we will just call him Johnny. Johnny is 3 years old and his family threw him a big time party at a place called Caesarland. Everything went great … it was the party of all

Stories of the Day – Mar 17, 2010

March 17, 2010

Out of Iowa … What a Potty Mouth
Nitasha Johnson of Iowa City got into a little, wait, a big fight with her little sis. Apparently it started out over someone trying to steal someone’s man and before long fists were flying and hair was being pulled. It escalated to the point that Johnny Law was

Story of The Day – March 15, 2010

March 15, 2010

Out of New York … Maybe it is possible to be late
Paul DeNigris parked his sweet and sleek mini van right in front of a New York City funeral home…he was only gone a few minutes but when he returned the van was gone. The NYPD had it towed and that was not good…not good

Stories of the Day – Mar 12, 2010

March 12, 2010

Out of India … The house, the house, the house is on fire
An organization in Higashi was having some financial difficulties so one of it’s leaders did the unthinkable … he burned the place to the ground. I should say the high priest burned the monastery down. Yes, the head monk…one Priest Nishihara, burned it

Stories of the Day – Mar 11, 2010

March 11, 2010

Out of Washington State … She was irate
Seattle police arrested what they called an irate 49 year-old woman! And that may be an understatement of the year. Get this, she walked into a bar on 2nd avenue and ordered a beer and then proceeded to pour it into a paper cup to take with her.

Stories of the Day – Mar 10, 2010

March 10, 2010

Out of Kentucky … Surprise, Surprise, Surprise
32 year-old Kelly Bottom….Mrs. Bottom had a big surprise pop out of her bottom over the weekend. She dropped a load of all loads…you get my point. Ms. K. Bottom went into labor in her bathroom, which was a shock since she didn’t even know she was pregnant. Right,

Stories of the Day – Mar 9, 2010

March 9, 2010

Out of California … Ding Dong
A 46 year old man got busted for something very bizarre at LAX this month. He was trying to smuggle song birds into the United States from Vietnam. And these song birds must always sing on key because they are worth almost $500 buck each, but he will get zero

Stories of the Day – Mar 8, 2010

March 8, 2010

Out of Florida … Razor Burned
You have heard of the dangers of texting while driving right? Well, there may be a new law implemented in the Florida keys thanks to a 37 year old woman who was driving and swerving all over the road. When cops pulled her over expecting to find a drunk butt

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