Stories of The Day Teaser – Mar 6, 2010

March 6, 2010

UPDATE: Read all three stories of the day at: http://snoqqer.com/stories/stories-of-the-day-mar-6-2010/
Out of South Carolina … Not So Fast!
29 year-old Edward Sweezy of Union got busted for a DUI, stealing, and whole bunch of other stuff.  And it is what he stole that made him easy to find…he had stolen someone’s go-cart.  A deputy, only

Stories of The Day – March 5, 2010

March 5, 2010

Out of Washington…the butt crack of nowhere
No name was given and that is a shame because I would really like to party with this guy. We will call him Sam. Sam is described as a 26 year old bald man whose neighbor had to call cops last week because Sam…Sam was scaring his horse. Sam’s

Stories of The Day – March 4, 2010

March 4, 2010

Out of England … Old News
Ted Ingram is likely to be the best paper boy in the world. He has the power and precision of a major league pitcher. Seriously, just tell him where to hit the door…top corner, middle, or right on the door bell and he will nail it every time. But that

Stories of The Day – March 3, 2010

March 3, 2010

Out of Pennsylvania … Pants on The Ground
A 57 year old man in Philadelphia got into a huge argument with his lady friend last week and he ended up in jail. Oh coppers didn’t arrest him because of his screaming and cursing and calling his honey bunny horrible names that started with B or W…they

Stories of The Day – March 2, 2010

March 2, 2010

Out of the Dominican Republic … He’s fallen and he can’t get up!
Flight 840 was taking off from the Dominican in route for Miami. Well who wouldn’t want to go to Miami this time of year right? It is beautiful and warm…oh sure one out of three people get murdered yearly but they die with

Stories of the Day – Feb 24, 2010

February 24, 2010

Out of California … Double Trouble
Authorities didn’t release a name, but a man in Irvine is missing a right hand due to being hit by a commuter train two weeks ago. He fell from a platform onto the tracks, got drug for about 87 feet, and then ssssswipe! But that isn’t the crazy part of

Stories of The Day – Feb 23, 2010

February 23, 2010

Out of Ohio … Dozing Off
Like many people, Terry Hoskins was in trouble with the bank.  His jumbo loan had become too jumbo for his shrinking income to handle.  So the bank was going to come and take the home from Terry and leave him deeper in despair. Yes, Terry was heading for foreclosure, but

Stories of The Day – Extra

February 23, 2010

Out of Kentucky … Haulin Hash
  A big rig arrived in Louisville…a big rig that was crammed full of the confiscated happy salad! Yes, the drug cops had busted and confiscated enough marijuana to fill an entire semi-trailer. It was loaded down with more than 1,700 pounds of the green leafy goodness. So when it

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Stories of The Day - Feb 22, 2010

February 22, 2010

Out of Iowa … Debbie does Cedar Rapids
37 year old Debra Voshell just went to work…went to work for her new pimp Mary. And business was good. Mary was doing some serious marketing! Oh yeah, there was all kinds of horizontal mambo for money going on until…until the lovely Debra’s pimp Mary set her

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Stories of the Day - Feb 2, 2010

February 2, 2010

Out of California … Shot to The Heart, but He’s okay
An un-named hunter in Merced County took his yellow lab out on a hunting trip last week. Well they were actually just hunting for duck decoys they had placed in the water to trick the feathery bread crumb lovers. And it was all going well

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